One day, my stepfather ordered some fish tacos. I asked him what kind of fish goes in a fish taco.
He said, "Dead."
What do you call a cold little taco?
A brrr-ito.
I made some fish tacos last night....
But they just ignored them and swam away.
Not only did I have a good time at Taco Bell
I had a Baja Blast
"I hate tacos!"
Said no Juan ever.
just bought 5 slabs of San miguel, 10 sombreros and 25 tacos,
I'm Hispanic buying
People who use sleeping bags in the woods are soft tacos for bears.
Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells?
They’re too corny
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
I wasn’t sure if I ordered enough tacos from Taco Bell.
So I got a just in quesadilla.
Why are they called tacos?
They don’t say much.
I've started a Taco Bell themed John Coltrane cover band.x
We're called Crunchwrap Supremex
It's Taco Night, so on my way home, I grabbed a bag of shredded cheese at the store, queso we needed some more.
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Got the drive-thru girl at Taco Bell..
I pulled up and she said, "what can I get you?" And I replied, "I'll just have a moment for now."
This is a taco and burrito conversation.
Nachos.
I was caught smuggling a taco into the new star wars movie...
...they now call me Rogue Juan
I went to Taco Bell and order nacho fries
the person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just kept saying "nacho fries".
Are you a taco?
Cause you sure taco lot
Never tell a taco a secret
It will spill the beans
Taco Bell overcooked my food
I asked for a brrrr-ito and an en-chill-ata.
If you put your ear up to a Taco Shell
You can hear the Sí.
How many tacos can an octopus eat?
Ten tacos.
Why did the hare go to the taco truck?
He couldn't beat the tortas.
my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to
taco bout it?
Sir, did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?
"No, but I have grate expectations."
What did the Mexican wrestler say after he ate a taco that was too spicy?
“It’s okay, I’ll just guac it off”
I was sitting in the toilet at Taco Bell and it reminded me of my divorce.
It was extremely messy and involved a lot of paperwork.
I don’t wanna taco ‘bout it
Dad Ordered Taco Bell
Asked how many Dillas come in their Ques 'a Dillas
HELP! It's a taco emergency!
Dial 9 Juan Juan!
What do you call it when a taco stands in your way ?
An obs-taco
What do you call a sloppy Joe made with taco seasoned beef?
Sloppy José