Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
Why can't chefs play baseball? They always get caught trying to steal a basil.