What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
My wife doesn't like spicy food and I think it's a cayenne shame.
Why can't chefs play baseball? They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!