I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
How do you know you in "love" with spicy food? After getting to third basil.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."