Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
So I was cleaning my spice cabinet...
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!