I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
My wife doesn't like spicy food and I think it's a cayenne shame.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
A protestor threw a bunch of spices on Jason "Pink" London, but all it did was leave him "Saged and Confused".
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!