One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.
Why can't chefs play baseball? They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.