Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings? It's always a shady dill.
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
How do you know you in "love" with spicy food? After getting to third basil.
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.