National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.
When do you put paprika on eggs? Fry-Day.
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."