My wife doesn't like spicy food and I think it's a cayenne shame.
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
When do you put paprika on eggs? Fry-Day.
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings? It's always a shady dill.