Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
Why couldnt the pumpkin have kids?
He had a halloweener.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
What do you call a strong pumpkin?
A Jacked-o-Lantern.
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
This year I'm carving my pumpkin to look like an intricate ball of rope, so it can be a gourd-ian knot.
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year... Sorry to squash your enthusiasm.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
You don't know jack-o-lantern