What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
You don't know jack-o-lantern
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
Mom: Did you watch the movie with the little pumpkins?
Dad: I stopped it early because it was too gourdy for me.
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin? When you drop it; then it's squash!
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
This year I'm carving my pumpkin to look like an intricate ball of rope, so it can be a gourd-ian knot.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.