What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year... Sorry to squash your enthusiasm.
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
You don't know jack-o-lantern
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?
Because he had holes in him.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.