Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
This year I'm carving my pumpkin to look like an intricate ball of rope, so it can be a gourd-ian knot.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
You don't know jack-o-lantern
I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
You've really struck a gourd with me...
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.