I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
You've really struck a gourd with me...
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
I'm the pun King of Halloween.