When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.
Why couldnt the pumpkin have kids?
He had a halloweener.
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!