What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
You've really struck a gourd with me...
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.