Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year... Sorry to squash your enthusiasm.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin? When you drop it; then it's squash!
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
You've really struck a gourd with me...
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
What do you call a strong pumpkin?
A Jacked-o-Lantern.