Mango Puns

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Mango Puns

Singular: One mango
Plural: Two menwent
I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.
Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?
It’s called Mango Unchained.
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
I planted it.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
My wife looked at me and said “You think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”
What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
Man-go away!
‪I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
What's the manliest fruit to eat?
Mango.
My wife started a tropical diet
There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
How far can a mango,
If he's got a license but doesn't avocado ?
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
“Mango!”