My wife came home angry from the gynecologist after he told her she had to stop using lemon douche
She's been such a sour puss about it.
I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.
But unfortunately Sierra Mist
What do you call an evil lemon?
Sour On
Lemonade and iced tea make an Arnold Palmer. What do you get when you Mix Lemonade with a tea bag?
Benedict Arnold Palmer
Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.