What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?
Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite
What do you get if you cross a lemon with a dinosaur
Tyrannosourest Rex.
You say "easy peasy lemon squeezy"
... but I prefer "depressed stressed lemon zest."
If you speak Hebrew and life gives you lemons...
You're an acidic Jew.
A lemon got a job in a vinegar factory last week...
Starting salary was $15 per sour.