What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?
Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite
I slept with a lemon once. Now I have lemonaids.
Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than a pile of poop?
It’s just plain common scents.
In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.
They call it Boo-Meringue.
What do you give to a sick lemon?
lemonaid.