Why did the lemon fail its driving test?
Because it kept peeling out
What do you call an attractive, Jewish lemon with no worldly possessions?
An aesthetic ascetic acidic Hasidic.
What do you call a musical lime?
John Lemon.
I tried buying a car from a religious person and got a lemon!
I suppose you get what you prayed for..
My wife came home angry from the gynecologist after he told her she had to stop using lemon douche
She's been such a sour puss about it.