I slept with a lemon once. Now I have lemonaids.
I squeezed a lemon on my wife's lap two hours ago...
She's been a sourpuss about it ever since.
You say "easy peasy lemon squeezy"
... but I prefer "depressed stressed lemon zest."
What does a lemon pie and my wife have in common?
They both have meringue on them.
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?
Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.