When you finish the lemons that life gives you;
Sublime.
Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
What do you give to a sick lemon?
lemonaid.
What does a lemon pie and my wife have in common?
They both have meringue on them.
I tried buying a car from a religious person and got a lemon!
I suppose you get what you prayed for..