Lemon Puns

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Lemon Puns

Why are lemons safer than limes?
There’s no such thing as lemon’s disease.
I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.
But unfortunately Sierra Mist
Did you hear that the Lemon and the Orange divorced?
The Lemon was very bitter.
“I only like lemons,”
Said Michael zestfully.
My wife came home angry from the gynecologist after he told her she had to stop using lemon douche
She's been such a sour puss about it.