What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?
Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite
Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
A lemon got a job in a vinegar factory last week...
Starting salary was $15 per sour.
What do you call an attractive, Jewish lemon with no worldly possessions?
An aesthetic ascetic acidic Hasidic.
What do you call a musical lime?
John Lemon.