Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
Because the sauce ages.
Why did you find a stoned able Sherlock Holmes applying ketchup to your front yard ??
Because he's a high-functioning sauce-your-path.
Accidentally I spilt some tomato ketchup in my eye.
In Heinze sight, it was my mistake.
I tried to make my own condiments but, the recipes change so fast, it's hard to ketchup.
Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street.
Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato.
Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry.
Goes back and squishes him and says: "Ketchup."
Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
I thought about making a new condiment that was a mixture of Ketchup and Mustard.
But then I decided the name KetchTard would be pretty MustUp.
So yesterday I saw a bottle of ketchup steal a bottle of mustard
'Twas saucepicious
I dropped a bottle of ketchup on my foot.
It caused immense pain to ma toes.
What did ketchup say while spotting his friend at the gym?
Mustard all of your strength!
My friend thought ketchup didn’t exist
So I told him to check his sauces.
Someone asked me recently why I don't put any ketchup or mustard on my hotdog
And I told them it's because I just wanna relish it.
I've been hitting the bottle pretty hard recently.
Still can't get the last of that ketchup out.
I told my kids that ketchup can go on anything.
You know, It’s the least condiment denominator.
Why is Mrs Mayo mad at Mr Ketchup?
She caught him watching the salad dressing again.
What do two tomatoes do after not seeing each other for a long period of time?
They ketchup.
How did the hotdog ask the ketchup out?
He mustard up the courage.
If tomatoes are a fruit
Then ketchup is a smoothie.
I had a meal recently that was made with ketchup and mustard.
It was delicious! My condiments to the chef!
Before I ducked out to the shops, my wife asked me to put ketchup on the shipping list.
Now I can't read it.
I recently got told ketchup doesn't actually use tomatoes
But I can't find a reliable sauce on that.
Why was the ketchup feeling bad?
Because it had the squirts.