What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.