Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!