What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? You get Breyer's remorse!
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop