Where did Vegans come from?
Hummus Sapiens
My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her...
Can't believe that chick pea'd herself.
Ugh.. I ate too much hummus..
And now I filafel.
What's the difference between Hummus and Humus?
"mmmm"
Due to unusually successful harvests of chickpeas this year, the price of hummus is going to fall dramatically.
Buy the dip.
What do a pregnancy test and hummus have in common?
They both require a chickpea.
What did one hummus say to the other hummus
“Sabra.”
Predictive Text
It's the scurge of the hummus rice.
Grandma: Do you like Hummus? Me: I love Hummus....and I sometimes like to singus!
So I was standing in the grocery store comparing the prices of a couple packs of hummus when my roommate came up to me and suggest the off brand roasted red pepper kind to which I replied:
"Ya, I'm not really sure about that brand. They seem to be very hit and hummus for me."
He was not impressed.
I saw a road sign the other day that said "Dip In Road"
I turned the corner and drove straight into a load of hummus
I've been on a real hummus kick lately, so as I came home from work tonight, my sister says to me "You're always bringing home hummus now." To which I replied, "Hummus where the heart is!"
I can't get my wife to try Mediterranean food.
She doesn't like hummus, which is a naan-starter.
I was gonna make a joke about Mediterranean food...
But hummus have missed the mark, and now I falafel.
Man wins award after he died eating appetizers at a Mediterranean restaurant
It was a Post-Hummus award.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside.
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus.
Did you get a side of hummus?
It's a hummuside.
What is the correct answer to Hummus?
A cow.
What did the hummus say to the pita bread when he got sick?
I falafel.
I'm going to start a hummus brand that comes in really difficult to open containers.
It's gonna be called 'hummus posta eat this'.
My Ex Girlfriend stole my Hummus.
I told that chick, peace
Why did the hummus blush?
Because it saw a chickpea!