My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?
Charles Chickens.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.