What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
An egg walks into a bar...
And makes a real mess.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..."
"Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him.
"No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
What's an egg's favorite tree?
A y-oak tree.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.