What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
What's an egg's favorite tree?
A y-oak tree.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
An egg walks into a bar...
And makes a real mess.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."
So I bought a dozen eggs. Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.