I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."
So I bought a dozen eggs. Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.