What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?
Charles Chickens.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
What's an egg's favorite tree?
A y-oak tree.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."
So I bought a dozen eggs. Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.