What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
What's an egg's favorite tree?
A y-oak tree.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.