When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."
So I bought a dozen eggs. Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.