What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..."
"Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him.
"No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.