I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."
So I bought a dozen eggs. Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?
Charles Chickens.
What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.