Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
What's an egg's favorite tree?
A y-oak tree.
I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."
So I bought a dozen eggs. Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.