Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
What’s the perfect gift for someone who is always raisin’ the bar? Oatmeal
raisin.
The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.
What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.