What type of keys does the gingerbread man unlock his door with? cook-keys!
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies!
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
It’s common for people with heartbreaks to crumble.
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?