What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What word backwards can predict the future? Cookies (Seikooc as in psychic of you say it).
What is a monster's favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.
What’s the perfect gift for someone who is always raisin’ the bar? Oatmeal
raisin.
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.