Cookie Puns

These puns are no cookie cutter! They are the real, sugary, funny Cookie Puns everyone can enjoy!

Cookie Puns

What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.


What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.