Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.
What’s the perfect gift for someone who is always raisin’ the bar? Oatmeal
raisin.
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?