What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
What word backwards can predict the future? Cookies (Seikooc as in psychic of you say it).
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies!
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
It’s common for people with heartbreaks to crumble.
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.