What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.
What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.