What word backwards can predict the future? Cookies (Seikooc as in psychic of you say it).
What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies!
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.