What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
What’s the perfect gift for someone who is always raisin’ the bar? Oatmeal
raisin.
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.