Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.
What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
What’s the perfect gift for someone who is always raisin’ the bar? Oatmeal
raisin.
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies!
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!