What made the baby cookie cry so loud? His mother was a wafer so long.
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?