What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.