What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
What did the oreo cookie say to his filling? You’re my butter half.
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They wanna make a sweet first impression.
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.