The pancake was quiet because it did not like to waffle.
The local baker keeps punching his doughy friend because he wants to get a rise out of him.
There’s muffin I wouldn’t do for breakfast.
A cow usually prefers to eat moo-sli for breakfast.
"I'd like to make a toast!", said the bread to the bride on her wedding day.
My brother gave me whole milk, but I can only have nut milk with my cereal. How dairy!
When you accidentally step on a cheerio, you become a cereal killer.
I tried telling a joke while drinking my juice for breakfast, but nobody got my punch line.
When the egg saw the pan, it was terri-fried.
When the bread started crying because it was toast, the loaf told him, "You deserve butter."
He is a humble husband. Unlike others, he never blows his crumpet after making breakfast for his wife everyday.
"Thanks a brunch for the meal!", said the punny man when he sat to eat.
The bread actor was sad because he lost a juicy roll.
The pancake thought he was the best breakfast food because nobody stacked up to him.
I hate it when I run out of bread for breakfast. I am lack-toast intolerant.
Don't be too harsh on the bread. All it kneads is love.
What do dogs love to eat for breakfast?
woofles
A thesaurus' favorite thing to eat for breakfast is a synonym roll.
What is the most sophisticated class of bread?
The upper crust.
I'm not too fond of not finishing my entire bowl of cereal. I think I have irritable bowl syndrome.
Don't drink too much coffee after breakfast. You might face a latte problems.
Breakfasts with my family always feel like a party because they're always making toasts.
When everyone agreed with Hulk at breakfast that they love waffles more, he said, "Not all heroes wear crepes."
A cup of coffee is the ideal start to a brew-tiful morning!
A person who only loves himself and waffles in the entire world is an Eggomaniac.
I keep thinking I'll make breakfast pancakes, but I end up waffling.
Bananas, for breakfast, are such an a-peeling choice.