Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
Why did the kid keep falling off his bike? It had a banana seat.
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
What does a caped monkey superhero drive?
A banana-mobile.
What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
Mellow Yellow!
What should you do if you see a blue banana?
Try and cheer it up.