Why did the kid keep falling off his bike? It had a banana seat.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.