Where do bananas go to learn to be sweet?
Sundae School.
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!
What do you say if someone steps on a banana peel? Well I guess he didn't find that appealing!
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
Why did the kid keep falling off his bike? It had a banana seat.
One day a apple saw a banana without its peel. The apple asked banana, where is your peel? He replied, people are always taking off my clothes.