How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
Mellow Yellow!
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
What does a caped monkey superhero drive?
A banana-mobile.
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
What currency do fruit use to make purchases?
Banana bread!
Why did the banana go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
If a crocodile makes shoes, what can you make out of a banana?
Slippers!