Did you hear about the banana who went to the doctor's because he wasn't peeling very well?
Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.
My wife's been on a banana diet.
She hasn't lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now!
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
What should you do if you see a blue banana?
Try and cheer it up.