What currency do fruit use to make purchases?
Banana bread!
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
One day a apple saw a banana without its peel. The apple asked banana, where is your peel? He replied, people are always taking off my clothes.
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.