What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.
They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they're long enough already.
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!