My wife's been on a banana diet.
She hasn't lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now!
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they're long enough already.
One day a apple saw a banana without its peel. The apple asked banana, where is your peel? He replied, people are always taking off my clothes.
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!