What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
My wife's been on a banana diet.
She hasn't lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now!
Did you hear about the banana who went to the doctor's because he wasn't peeling very well?
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.