If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.
Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer?
He got a little behind in his deliveries.
What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
What did bacon say to tomato? Lettuce get together.
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.