What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
“Bravocado!”
What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
What do you call it when Satan steals your guacamole?
Playing Devil’s Avocado.
How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
“You are all I avo wanted.”
How did the roommate who stole the last avocado from the fruit bowl justify her thievery?
“I know it’s wrong, but it feels so ripe!”