What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddos.
What did man say to the guacamole?
Avocado crush on you.
How many atoms are in guacamole?
Avocados number.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.
What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!