What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
If I buy you guacamole, will you sleep with me?
You must think I’m some kind of avocad-ho.
What did the avocado say to the fork? “You guac my world.”
What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddos.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
Are avocados good for your heart?
Yes, they make for great avo-cardio.
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.