What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
How did the roommate who stole the last avocado from the fruit bowl justify her thievery?
“I know it’s wrong, but it feels so ripe!”
What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
“Bravocado!”
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?