If I buy you guacamole, will you sleep with me?
You must think I’m some kind of avocad-ho.
What do you call it when Satan steals your guacamole?
Playing Devil’s Avocado.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym? Hard core.
What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
“You are all I avo wanted.”
What did man say to the guacamole?
Avocado crush on you.
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
What did the avocado say to the fork? “You guac my world.”
How do you know when guacamole has gone bad?
When it turns guaca-moldy.