What do you call people avoiding healthy fats?
Avocadonts.
How did that avocado baker make bread?
With avoca-dough.
What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
A Guackie-talkie
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
How does a robot eat it’s guacamole?
Microchips.
How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.