What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
“You are all I avo wanted.”
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
A Guackie-talkie
What do magician avocados say?
Avocadabra!
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.