What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
Holy guacamole.
What do chemists make guacamole out of?
Avogadros.
What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddos.
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
Are avocados good for your heart?
Yes, they make for great avo-cardio.