Are avocados good for your heart?
Yes, they make for great avo-cardio.
If I buy you guacamole, will you sleep with me?
You must think I’m some kind of avocad-ho.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym? Hard core.
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddos.
What did the avocado say to the fork? “You guac my world.”
Was your guacamole salad good?
Yes, it was avocado this world.