The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
Practice safe text: use commas.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
Broken pencils are pointless.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Metaphors be with you.
Do you comma here often?
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Writers have great climaxes.
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