Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Writers have great climaxes.
Metaphors be with you.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Do you comma here often?
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Broken pencils are pointless.
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