My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.
Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
It’s never great taking a truck driver to the cinema to watch a film. They only really like the trailers.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
What do you call a big queue of trucks, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
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