Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
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