I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.