Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.