My partner was always criticising my sense of direction... So I packed up and right!
I bought my missus an egg-beater for our wedding anniversary.
I knew she wanted me to whisk her away.
What do you call a mathematician's spouse?
Their significant figure.
I got a parking ticket today and my husband just laughed.
He thought it was a fine joke.
We were having lunch with my wife's parents. Her father asked if she and I were still going to a concert later that night. He asked, "Are you guys going out?"
I said, "actually, we're married".
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