Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
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