Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
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