What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
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