What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
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