Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel.
I know it’s a funny place to have a door, but there you have it.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cat a bath?
It will surely end in a cat-astrophe.
Told my wife I’m going to take a shower.
She said, dn’t take it too far!
Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?
Because they washup on shore.
Where does the Japanese mafia take a bath?
In a yakuzzi.
My doctor told me to drink two glasses of red wine after a hot bath...
But I can't even finish drinking the hot bath.
Swimming pools are just chlorified bathtubs...
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
A scrub jay!
I just dropped my phone in the bath
Now it's syncing.
Dialysis is a blood bath.