What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
What do you call a duck that steals soap from the bathtub?
A robber ducky.
How does the moon take a bath?
It has meteor showers!
What is it called when you're singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
A soap opera.
I've seen a meteor shower,
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
Wife and I returned to find our bathtub overflowing...
I turned to her panicked face, "Oh, dam it"
A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar.
Where does the Japanese mafia take a bath?
In a yakuzzi.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cat a bath?
It will surely end in a cat-astrophe.
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
A scrub jay!
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