I was thinking about hopping in the shower...
But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself.
Cold showers are the best...
...Once you warm up to them
When is it appropriate to sleep in a bathtub?
When you're feeling drained.
Told my wife I’m going to take a shower.
She said, dn’t take it too far!
I was alone in the bath.
Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!
I've seen a meteor shower,
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar.
I tried giving my cat a bath and it sucked...
I couldn't get the fur off my tongue for a week.
What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
Two monkeys get in a bath. The first one say’s “ooh ooh aah ooh aah”
The second one say’s “well put some cold water in it then”
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