Two monkeys get in a bath. The first one say’s “ooh ooh aah ooh aah”
The second one say’s “well put some cold water in it then”
After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her a bath. She wasn't content.
I'm so upset, I even used color pencils for this.
When is it appropriate to sleep in a bathtub?
When you're feeling drained.
If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,
Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!
What do you call a duck that steals soap from the bathtub?
A robber ducky.
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
It's aloof-ah
I just dropped my phone in the bath
Now it's syncing.
Wife and I returned to find our bathtub overflowing...
I turned to her panicked face, "Oh, dam it"
A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar.
How does the moon take a bath?
It has meteor showers!
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