I just dropped my phone in the bath
Now it's syncing.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cat a bath?
It will surely end in a cat-astrophe.
Wife and I returned to find our bathtub overflowing...
I turned to her panicked face, "Oh, dam it"
I just got a new bathtub
But we dont have to get into that right now
What is it called when you're singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
A soap opera.
Saw a sign for bath plugs. I didn’t know that was electric!
What did the flirty shower head say?
"Every naked person I see turns me on!"
Said to my husband I'm going to take a hot tub. He said...
"When are you going to put it back?"
Where does the Japanese mafia take a bath?
In a yakuzzi.
Gave my pet leopard a bath every day. Now he’s spotless.