Saw a sign for bath plugs. I didn’t know that was electric!
Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
I was thinking about hopping in the shower...
But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself.
What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
I was alone in the bath.
Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!
Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel.
I know it’s a funny place to have a door, but there you have it.
A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar.
Why do people say "hit the showers"
What did the showers ever do to you?
What is it called when you're singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
A soap opera.
After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her a bath. She wasn't content.
I'm so upset, I even used color pencils for this.