What did the realtor reply when I asked if he liked reading real estate magazines?
"Yes, I love reading them but only periodically".
My real estate agent lied. He said my house had a 1,000 carpet area, but I could barely fit in 4 cars and 4 dogs in there...
Why do realtors love skateboards?
Because they can flip them whenever they want!
My wife and I went to see a realtor.
“Have you guys considered moving houses?” he asked.
I said, “No, we don’t like caravans.”
There are three things verbose realtors find most important:
Loquacion. Loquacion. Loquacion.
What are sophisticated realtors known for?
Constantly telling you all about proper tea.
How many realtors are needed to change a bulb?
Five. One to change, and four others to say they would have done it for a lower price.