After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
You're not allowed to eat teeth
It's for-bitten.
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
My wife says to me this morning "Our son's toothbrush is getting fraid"
I say "What's it so fraid of?"
Have you heard about the new his & hers toothpaste?
The flavor is "mint to be".
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
What is the favourite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company?
Coalgate.
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"