My mother's sister can carry 50 times her own weight
She's my aunt
Children with only a mother make horrible programmers
Theres always missing parent.
Son, your mother died. It happened when she choked on her dinner from laughing.
You could say I have a killer sense of humor.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
What do you call it when all your mother's sisters gather at a funeral to avenge your death?
Vigil aunties.
What do you call a parallelogram that's also your parent's mother?
A parallelogramma
When Dumbo’s mom was pregnant, no one would talk about it.
It was the elephant in the womb.
A child was bored out of his mind. His mother told him that they are going to the laundry mat and the child said "that is the most boring place on earth."
Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."
How can you tell if a tree is older than your mother?
It'll be covered in grandmoss.
Stuck on what to get your Mum for Mother's Day?
Get her a fridge and watch her face light up as she opens it.
What is a frustrated mother’s favorite month?
I SAID NO-vember.
My mother-in-law dropped her iPhone in the toilet...
I told her, "there's a CRAP for that."
These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns. Tam-puns
One of my mother's friends asked if she could be a surrogate
I guess she was just looking for a womb for rent.
Mom was a milk maid and dad worked the meat grinder at the local butcher. When they got married they took their vows very seriously.
They really meant it was for butter or for wurst.
I'm so glad our Billy inherited his mother's intelligence
...and I got to keep mine.
My mother likes to tell people when I was little that I told her I loved her alphabet soup.
I didn’t, she just likes putting words in my mouth.
What do you call a small mother in the UK?
Minimum
Does anyone know where we find the handmade Mother's Day gifts the school sends out each year?
I checked my kids' backpacks like usual but they weren't there.
What did the Indian kid say to his mother when she left India?
Mumbai
What does a baby volcano say to his volcano mother?
Magma
I don’t know why I couldn’t convince my wife she would like the set of knives I made her for Mother’s Day.
I made several good points.
Its hard being a teenage mother
Especially when you're a teenage male.
My mother's mother hit the jackpot at the BINGO!!!
She's a grammy winner!
My wife showed me two of her mother’s quilts and asked me which one I preferred.
I said, “I refuse to make blanket statements.”
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
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