How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
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