I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
You're one in a melon.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
I love you and I ain’t lion.
I love you deerly.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
We make a great pear
We are mint to be.
You're my purr-son.
You met all of my koala-fications
You octopi my thoughts.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
I have bean thinking about you.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
I whale always love you.
I love you berry much.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.