There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
I always have a ball with you.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
You're my purr-son.
"I wood never leaf you."
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
You're one in a melon.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
"Aloe you vera much."
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