What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
"You bake me crazy."
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
I whale always love you.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
I get a real kick out of you.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
Pugs and kisses.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
You octopi my thoughts.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
I scored when I met you.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
I pitcher us together forever.
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