Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
I get a real kick out of you.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
You’re right up my alley.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
I have bean thinking about you.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
I’ll always be running-back to you.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
I pitcher us together forever.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
when I’m with you.
"Yoda one for me."
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
I like you sow much.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
I’m soy
into you.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
You make miso happy.
I always have a souper time with you.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
"Aloe you vera much."
I scored when I met you.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?