Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
I always have a ball with you.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
"Yoda one for me."
I pitcher us together forever.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
I have bean thinking about you.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
You're my purr-son.
"I'm nuts about you."
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
I cannoli be happy
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
I love you deerly.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
You met all of my koala-fications
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
Owl always love you.
You’re my #1 pick.
You're one in a melon.
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