There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Your love will always be up to par.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
"I lava you."
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
I cannoli be happy
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
I’m soy
into you.
"I'm nuts about you."
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
"Yoda one for me."
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
You're my purr-son.
Pugs and kisses.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
I always have a ball with you.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
I love you berry much.
I have bean thinking about you.
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