You make miso happy.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
I always have a ball with you.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
I pitcher us together forever.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
"You bake me crazy."
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
We are mint to be.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
I get a real kick out of you.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
Owl always love you.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
I cannoli be happy
"I'm nuts about you."
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
I love you deerly.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
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