When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I’m feelin’ green.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
You’re my lucky charm.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
You have me greening from ear to ear.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.