I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
You’re my lucky charm.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
I love when you coddle me.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
I’m feelin’ green.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.